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The quietest times to go to a love hotel in Buenos Aires
Nothing ruins a plan faster than arriving at a hotel and bumping straight into the red “FULL” sign. Although the supply of hourly hotels in the Buenos Aires Metropolitan Area is immense, the demand is equally proportional.
In fact, staying on a Tuesday at noon isn't the same as trying to get a place on a Saturday night, so basically detailing the times better will be your secret weapon to have a good time and avoid getting frustrated driving around looking for somewhere to have your encounter.
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The landscape of love hotels in CABA and AMBA
On the map of hotels in Buenos Aires, there are options to suit all tastes and budgets. Some are more affordable, such as those in the Once and Constitución areas, whilst others, such as those in Belgrano and Palermo, offer high-end suites with a jacuzzi included.
As far as prices are concerned, a standard session currently costs between $15,000 and $85,000, depending on the neighbourhood and the category (obviously, if you opt for the whirlpool or themed rooms, the cost goes up). Now, if you’re planning to stay overnight, bear in mind that opening hours start around 10.00 pm or midnight, and at weekends you’ll be charged an extra fee.
Even with all this, I understand it seems like a lot of information, but the idea is to understand that each neighbourhood behaves differently. For example, in Belgrano and Palermo you come across boutique hotels that get packed over the weekends, but in Flores or Caballito the mid-range prices save your wallet. And if you cross the city towards Morón or Don Torcuato, you'll get more space, a private garage and total discretion.
The exact moment not to run into anyone
If your intention is to go unnoticed, weekday mornings—that is, Monday to Thursday, between 10:00 and 14:00—are the perfect time slot for you, since most people are working, studying, or sleeping. Furthermore, you'll be guaranteed the room you like best, clean and freshly prepared.
Similarly, during the week, Tuesdays and Wednesdays are by far the least busy days; even if you go in the afternoon, say from 3pm to 6pm, there is very little activity, so if you have free time that day, make the most of it.
Now, if your idea is to focus all your attention on the encounter, you must avoid weekend afternoons at all costs. From 5:00 pm on Friday and Saturday after midday is when your life becomes rather miserable, because hotels reduce standard room slots to 2 hours from 8:00 pm onwards. That simply means you will pay more for less time and, on top of that, you'll endure a long waiting queue.
Finally, we have Sunday which, if you go early between 08:00 and 12:00, you will find a quieter scene, because it is the time when those who stayed overnight from Saturday leave. But in the afternoon, after 16:00, it fills up again with couples wanting to make the most of the end of the weekend.
Love hotels where you can get a room without waiting
Knowing when the turnover rates are lowest at temporary shelters is half the battle. The other half is knowing where they are located. That’s why I’m sharing some facilities here that have quieter periods.
Hotel Amancay – Güemes 4859, Palermo
It’s simple but reliable, offering 2-hour stays, and if you stay overnight, breakfast’s on the house. Remember that Palermo is a high-demand area, so going there on a Tuesday or Wednesday at midday is your best bet for choosing a room without any hassle.
Uman – Moreno 2471, Balvanera
It’s just a stone’s throw from the Congress and offers 3-hour sessions, as well as some rather original themed rooms such as ‘The Ocean’, ‘Mandala’ and ‘Pop 60’. If you go on a Thursday mid-morning, the place is practically all to yourself.
Hotel Eiffel – 5139 Roosevelt, Villa Urquiza
This hotel is ideal for your comfort, as they offer 4-hour slots so you can forget about watching the clock. The great thing about this place is that this area doesn’t get as crowded as Belgrano or Palermo, so you’ll always find it relatively quiet, even on a Friday evening.
Hotel St. James – 2339 Superí, Belgrano
This hotel offers six categories of suites to suit every budget, from the most basic to those with a jacuzzi. And although Belgrano is packed at the weekends, being here on a Wednesday at 11.00 am is a completely different story. Just come and see for yourself.
Hotel Momentos – 1193 Adolfo Sordeaux, Morón.
What makes this hotel so lovely is that it’s open 365 days a year and also has a café, a bar and suites fitted with whirlpool baths. Generally speaking, this area is quite busy; but coming here at midday on a Monday is like discovering a rather peaceful haven.
Jardines de Babilonia – Panamericana 26600, Km 26, Don Torcuato.
This hotel is one of the most exclusive that you are going to find in the city. Its suites are equipped with a hot tub, Scottish shower and even a private outdoor swimming pool. A juicy piece of information is that on Tuesdays they have 2-for-1 promos on time slots, so it is perfect for you to save time avoiding the crowds and, of course, money.
Kiss Me Hotel – Defensa 2330
Here, they offer 3-hour slots for standard rooms and 4-hour slots for suites. The downside is that on Fridays, Saturdays and public holidays, from 8.00 pm onwards, your stay is limited to 2 hours in rooms rated up to 4 stars. So this is the perfect example of when it’s best not to go.
Hotel Flor Norte – 756 Av. Boyacá
This hotel offers special rates for day stays of around $53,000 and overnight stays of up to around $64,000. And although the Flores neighbourhood is home to a good number of hostels that help spread the load of guests, visiting on a Thursday morning is still the best way to secure a room without any hassle.
How to plan your trip so there are no surprises
The best way to avoid queuing is to plan ahead. If you’ve already planned to go out on a Saturday night, just book and you’re sorted. Some love hotels, such as the Tu y Yo in Flores, allow you to book online, saving you valuable time. If the venue doesn’t offer this option, ring before you set off to check if they have any rooms available and what category they are.
Another smart strategy is to avoid Friday and Saturday overnight stays if you haven’t booked in advance, as tickets for those nights become available later (sometimes after midnight). So try to arrive before 10.00 pm or be prepared to wait.
A good tip from an expert is to carry some cash. Although almost all hostels now accept cards and digital wallets, the systems do sometimes crash, which could leave you in a bit of a bind right there at reception.
How to get there (by yourself, by underground and by bus)
Most of the love hotels in the metropolitan area are situated on main avenues or just a few blocks away from them. For example, the Hotel Amancay is just ten minutes from Scalabrini Ortiz underground station. The Hotel Uman is three blocks from Alberti station on Line A, whilst the Hotel Eiffel is very close to the entrances to Line B.
If you’re travelling in your own car, your priority should be accommodation with private parking. As we mentioned earlier, the Jardines de Babilonia hotel has a private double parking space, as does the Hotel Momentos. Then there are the St. James and the Kiss Me Hotel; they do have car parks, but these fill up very quickly during peak times.
If you’re someone who uses public transport, the Constitución and Once areas have a wide range of bus and train services available. This means you can visit a love hotel in Palermo, Belgrano or Villa Urquiza during the week; and although the journey is a little longer, you’ll find the timetables are more convenient and less crowded.
Frequently asked questions about opening hours and availability
What happens if I arrive and it's full?
You can wait or try a nearby love hotel. However, you're better off having a second option to hand. In neighbourhoods like Caballito or Flores, most are located within a few blocks of each other, so the search won't be difficult for you.
Are love hotels open 24 hours?
Practically all of those suggested in this guide. However, room availability varies depending on the time and day.
Can the shift be extended if it's quiet?
Generally, yes. But it all depends on each establishment's policy, since some may charge you the difference, while others give you a separate price for the extra hour. Just check in advance if you think you need to extend your stay.
Do prices vary depending on the time of day?
Not strictly because of the time, but rather because of the day. That is to say, overnight stays on weekends and public holidays carry a surcharge.
Is it better to go alone or with a reservation?
Yes, you must book as long as you go during the times and days of highest demand. But if you arrive during the less busy hours, you can simply ask for the room and that's it.